Theses were things actually said in courtrooms!!
Attorney: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, "Where am I Cheryl?"
Attorney: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Kathy.
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Attorney: What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
Witness: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Attorney: Remember all your responses must be oral. OK? Now, what school do you go to?
Witness: Oral.
